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Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:31:13 AM #35516 Perm Link

MANLIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR.

ALSO; saw the venom preview for Spider Man 3. And the trailer for Pathfinder.

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Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:36:04 PM #35525 Perm Link

I'm relatively certain that there were more naked men running around in ancient Greece than naked women. But it does seem like it's the manliest movie EVER, not just of the year. FOR SPARTA goddamnit!

Subnote - I've yet to see the movie.

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Re: 300

Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:01:47 PM #35530 Perm Link

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I heard from my friends that it was overdone and hyped too much.

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Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:21:06 PM #35533 Perm Link

Oh yeah, it was over the top. But it was over the top in the way Army of Darkness was over the top: over the top in pure awesomeness. The offset colours, the unique battle sequences, and it truly does have a video game feel to it with ninjas, giants and all other forms of manly things that look sweet getting stabbed with spears.

As far as it's hype, just don't go in expecting this movie to answer your life. Don't even go in expecting a twisting plot and rich character development. Just expect to have fun and want to stab something with a spear after you're done.

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Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:22:34 PM #35538 Perm Link

Im excited to see this movie, I like stabbing shit and putting logs in the road.

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Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:42:37 AM #35539 Perm Link

Weird, what chan is that? I know it ain't 4chan because 22m get just happened this weekend. 7chan?

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Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:42:08 AM #35547 Perm Link

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I actually just read the entire image (which is huge, btw) and the end was hilarious.

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Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:26:34 AM #35549 Perm Link

I just saw it last night. It was really good. It was everything I expected it to be and then some. Definitely, the best movie this year so far. I think it's going to be very hard for any movie to top it this year.

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Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:24:43 AM #35571 Perm Link

I like how the guy didn't know what the title 300 was for, and then mentioned the 300 soldiers. What an idiot.

The movie was great, though.

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Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:04:26 PM #35638 Perm Link

I've heard this is an awesome movie.

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Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:21:19 PM #35786 Perm Link

saw it again, it was just as good

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Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:23:05 PM #35790 Perm Link

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WHAT MSG BOARD IS THAT?!

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Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:40:51 PM #35802 Perm Link

I'm not sure, it was reposted from another message board I frequent. It was from some chan because a lot of the guys there visit 4chan etc. forums quite a bit.

WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT BEING RIPPED AND WALKING TOWARD A CAMERA IN A SPEEDO WHILE HOLDING A SPEAR IS ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW

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Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:09:11 PM #35804 Perm Link

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WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT BEING RIPPED AND WALKING TOWARD A CAMERA IN A SPEEDO WHILE HOLDING A SPEAR IS ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW

Your life must suck.

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Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:10:28 PM #35807 Perm Link

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WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT BEING RIPPED AND WALKING TOWARD A CAMERA IN A SPEEDO WHILE HOLDING A SPEAR IS ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:25:18 PM #35808 Perm Link

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Said By Pancakes
WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT BEING RIPPED AND WALKING TOWARD A CAMERA IN A SPEEDO WHILE HOLDING A SPEAR IS ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW

Your life must suck.

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Said By Pancakes
WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT BEING RIPPED AND WALKING TOWARD A CAMERA IN A SPEEDO WHILE HOLDING A SPEAR IS ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:54:51 PM #35829 Perm Link

The only fake part to the man muscles was they added a bit more lighting. I think that's awesome.
The movie was completely bad ass, I loved how they slowed down the main parts of killing and the humor was in the right places.
Stop complaining about there not being enough naked women! You get that in every other film...there are barely any movies with naked men compared to those with naked women...it's not fair.
Also, the movies with naked men are usually disgustingly naked...such as Borat and Jackass. We need naked men that aren't disgusting but are just freakin' manly as fuck. So thumbs up to this one...even though I'm not into muscular guys.

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Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:22:33 AM #35840 Perm Link

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Said By Pancakes
WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT BEING RIPPED AND WALKING TOWARD A CAMERA IN A SPEEDO WHILE HOLDING A SPEAR IS ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Nice, Panthar. xD

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Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:47:59 AM #35866 Perm Link

That message board is IMDB.

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Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:36:40 PM #35874 Perm Link

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That message board is IMDB.

No it's not. It looks more like a -chan than IMDB. You can't attach files on IMDB, either.

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Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:21:27 AM #35883 Perm Link

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Said By dexaroni
That message board is IMDB.

No it's not. It looks more like a -chan than IMDB. You can't attach files on IMDB, either.

8-1chan (aka 7chan) the number of get matches up with the number their movie/tv board has. Plus the memes suck compared to 4chan's /b/

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Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:19:04 PM #35910 Perm Link

The heavy metal music didn't fit the feel of the movie at all. The movie kicked ass and then ran out of steam towards the end.

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Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:05:28 PM #35914 Perm Link

To be honest, I thought it fit the feel of the movie perfectly. What type of music would you have played during the battle scenes? Enya?

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Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:44:33 AM #35918 Perm Link

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I agree they should have used classic british metal.

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Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:04:48 AM #35925 Perm Link

Pop music would have worked...oh, you guys don't think so? Yeah, me neither.

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Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:08:04 AM #35928 Perm Link

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To be honest, I thought it fit the feel of the movie perfectly. What type of music would you have played during the battle scenes? Enya?

99 Luftballons?

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Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:37:09 AM #35929 Perm Link

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I assume you're talking about power metal? Either that or Iron Maiden. I can't see Iron Maiden working too well. Power metal would work but in turn would increase the gayness of the movie.

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Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:38:45 AM #35933 Perm Link

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I assume you're talking about power metal? Either that or Iron Maiden. I can't see Iron Maiden working too well. Power metal would work but in turn would increase the gayness of the movie.

Wasn't there a point where someone ran to the hills? They could have played "Run to the hills". For night parts they could have played "living after midnight" by Judas Priest. For bloody parts they could have played "sabbath bloody sabbath".

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Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:29:04 PM #36155 Perm Link

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I'm relatively certain that there were more naked men running around in ancient Greece than naked women. But it does seem like it's the manliest movie EVER, not just of the year. FOR SPARTA goddamnit!

Subnote - I've yet to see the movie.

Yeah, I would have to agree about the whole naked men in Greece, thing. I'm going to see this movie tonight, so I'll see what's so good about it.

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Mon Apr 2, 2007 9:40:18 PM #36258 Perm Link

By all of the reviews I really want to see this now! Thanks Sam-totally agree with you on the naked men thing. Its about time. WOOHOO!!