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Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:58:03 PM #3721 Perm Link

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

When I saw this, I thought it was a joke...but it was serious...and then I was half mad half ....crying in laughter..

Bring me love songs / Sing me black tunes
Read me kind words /Of sun and moon
Love me freely / Open up to me
Feel me closely / Say you love me
*YoU kNoW yOu LoVe Me*

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Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:59:30 PM #3722 Perm Link

jesus . . ."bashes her face through a window"

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

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Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:01:05 PM #3723 Perm Link

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Jesus wants us to be hot for Him

That's disgusting.

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Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:03:06 PM #3724 Perm Link

I found the," If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them." Dissapointing.

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Love me freely / Open up to me
Feel me closely / Say you love me
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Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:04:22 PM #3726 Perm Link

In response to Alexiel #3724

I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS BASTARD SPEAKING OF MR.PIKA THIS WAY! DOWN WITH THE CHURCH!

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Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:05:01 PM #3727 Perm Link

What the hell kind of shit head came up with that?? "finds a child and lashes out at them"

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Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:08:02 PM #3730 Perm Link

Mr.Giraffenstien said that T-Rex' is an herbavore!

Omg...im going to die right now...this is tooooooo funny, and yet it makes me angry..

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Love me freely / Open up to me
Feel me closely / Say you love me
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Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:09:07 PM #3732 Perm Link

In response to Alexiel #3730

THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA.........

send angry letters...

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Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:35:07 PM #3734 Perm Link

In response to Anri #3727

This truly makes me sad, these people...arrgghh!! I know this kid, hes a babtist, and is 15 and he and this girl are like...i dunno girlfriend and boyfriend, and now hes says he want to "court" her.All he eats is macaroni and cheese, and rambles on about "god" and how we should "worship" him or else we'll go to "hell".

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Read me kind words /Of sun and moon
Love me freely / Open up to me
Feel me closely / Say you love me
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Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:56:47 PM #3735 Perm Link

Ceen it.
But I like.

The best part is the Kanga-Joo.
For sure.
Because he speaks in Hebrew. And it's funny.

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Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:17:16 PM #3736 Perm Link

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What? You mean you know him in real life?

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Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:01:05 AM #3738 Perm Link

Oh my god O.o; I'm still partially convinced it's a joke... A site created dripping is sarcasm....the lamb needs to pass up a whore to get to church...how old is that lamb O.o?

I just....what O.o? I'm gonna be baffled by this damn site all day now

Edit: .....This is ArtemisPanthar by the way =P For some reason I am on Jaego's name

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Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:54:06 AM #3739 Perm Link

...

*pulls out butcher's knife and slaughters the evil sheep lamb thing*

"lovers were of all people the most disagreeable."

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Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:44:35 PM #3754 Perm Link

heh lamb for dinner!

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Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:39:03 PM #3857 Perm Link

Lambuel ought to hang out with Sister Taffy

http://www.webspawner.com/users/sistertaffy/pullingtheplug.html

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Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:46:43 AM #3867 Perm Link

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Landover Baptist. Figures. Parody is always funny, though:

<img src="http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1100/masturtop.gif">

Said By http://www.landoverbaptist.org
While the Bible does not outlaw masturbation, it severely restricts the circumstances under which it may occur," noted Pastor Deacon Fred. The first restriction is that no Landover gentleman will be permitted to reach the stage of ejaculation. "The Bible is very clear that a man's seed is for copulation only," noted Pastor. "In fact, the Bible says that when Onan chose not to copulate and instead released his seed on the ground, God was so angry that he struck Onan dead (Genesis 38:9-10). The last thing we need is some media scandal as reporters click photos of colored janitors removing corpses from Landover restrooms." Recognizing that a few men may err and sin by not stopping in time, the new policy requires all who decide to participate in the act to register with Pastor Deacon Fred. Specially made Tupperware seed-containers will be signed out of his office by Mrs. Watkins who will be keeping a record to guard against overuse. The sinner must catch his mistake in his numbered container before it reaches the ground. All containers are to be returned to Mrs. Watkins within one hour of check-out. The contents will be collected each week in a larger vat and provided to Mary Lou's Christian Salon where it will be used to treat dry, scaly skin.

Ha ha, freakin' ha.

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Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:09:38 AM #3871 Perm Link

heh a sin aha they think its a sin?? ahahahahahahahahaha

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Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:10:08 PM #3876 Perm Link

Yeah, the last thing I need on MY dry skin is the mixture of a bunch of weird dudes' jizz.

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Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:43:34 PM #3889 Perm Link

wat was really weird was that Lambeul reminded me a lot of lamb chops.

I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent. It is wat you do with the gift of life that makes you who you are.

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Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:21:48 PM #3913 Perm Link

um....ew o.o; If that was really their plan, could you imagine the fiasco that would insue when people realize they're treating their skin with ejaculation o.o;;

lamb chops the food, or Lamb Chop the puppet? O.o

Huh? Signature? What's going on with that signature?

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