Phrases

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Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:40:32 PM #85871 Perm Link

In response to Koji #85827

I've heard that before. You might think you came up with it, but you probably heard it somewhere, forgot you heard it, and believed you made it up. That's an old Chinese saying.

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Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:40:51 PM #85872 Perm Link

In response to MajeSan #85824

You may have voiced the quote, but you surely did not make it up.

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Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:41:57 PM #85873 Perm Link

Oh, and a quote:

"If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste."
Jonathan Swift

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Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:52:32 PM #85875 Perm Link

In response to FroogleDoop #85871

Nothing pisses me off more then when people say they came up with a quote, when I've heard it somewhere else. If you have heard it before, but don't know where, type it in google and fucking find out where it came from. If not, put "Anonymous" to show that it is not yours, because chances are, IT IS NOT.

"Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid."

— John Wayne

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Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:37:50 AM #85881 Perm Link

here is a quote

"if you think of world peace and universal understanding,you are a good man, when you think of money and greed,you are evil, but if you think of nothing at all,your stupid"-some guy on a movie I watched 2 years ago

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Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:58:29 AM #85888 Perm Link

here's one

"For beauty is nothing but the beginning of terror we can just barely, endure,
and we admire it so because it calmly disdains to destroy us." ~Anonymous~

Edited at Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:59:27 AM

"Sometimes the greatest tests of our strength are situations that don't seem so obviously dangerous. Sometimes surviving is the hardest thing of all"

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Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:50:33 AM #85893 Perm Link

"no matter how well you dress it up,Mans savage nature will oneday cause the world to end"-the comedian,watchmen

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Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:04:35 PM #85904 Perm Link

here is another one

"Cowards die many times before their deaths, the valiant never taste of death but once." ~William Shakespeare~

"Sometimes the greatest tests of our strength are situations that don't seem so obviously dangerous. Sometimes surviving is the hardest thing of all"

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Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:24:14 PM #85965 Perm Link

"How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell; Striving to better, oft we mar what’s well."

— William Shakespeare

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Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:01:00 AM #85973 Perm Link

"The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back."
- Abigail Van Buren

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Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:03:02 PM #85977 Perm Link

"I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds"- Sean Avery.

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Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:17:50 AM #85985 Perm Link

"If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn’t."

— Emerson M. Pugh

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Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:15:05 PM #86016 Perm Link

Human aggression is instinctual. Humans have not evolved any ritualized aggression-inhibiting mechanisms to ensure the survival of the species. For this reason man is considered a very dangerous animal.-Konrad Lorenz-

"Sometimes the greatest tests of our strength are situations that don't seem so obviously dangerous. Sometimes surviving is the hardest thing of all"

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Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:27:16 PM #86018 Perm Link

I think, therefore I am dangerous.

A Haiku about Haiku
Haikus are quite cool
But some of them make no sense.
Refrigerator.

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Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:01:39 PM #86030 Perm Link

That's scary here is another
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiam "~Sir William Churchhill~

"Sometimes the greatest tests of our strength are situations that don't seem so obviously dangerous. Sometimes surviving is the hardest thing of all"

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Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:10:03 PM #86046 Perm Link

"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.*

— Winston Churchill

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Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:45:01 PM #86052 Perm Link

“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”
- Dr. Seuss

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Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:18:20 PM #86087 Perm Link

All the single ladies,all the single ladies-Beyonce.

(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야
(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:44:12 PM #86091 Perm Link

"if someone does something for no aparent reason, you just havn't thought about it enough"-ME

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Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:29:26 PM #86094 Perm Link

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That might just be the worst quote. Ever.

"Don't let the past remind us of what we are not now."
- Crosby, Stills & Nash

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Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:32:33 AM #86095 Perm Link

In response to FroogleDoop #86094

shhh can you hear that, thats the sound of no one careing

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Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:29:31 PM #86099 Perm Link

In response to FroogleDoop #86094

I love Crosby Stills and Nash.Beautiful!!!!!

(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야
(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:00:38 PM #86106 Perm Link

In response to Takoyaki #86099

Apparently someone does care, Kenpachi. Hahaha.

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Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:48:04 PM #86107 Perm Link

In response to Holmes #86095

Dude, get real fucking quotes or GET THE FUCK OUT! Seriously, you kids are fucking worth less then piss.

"It’s a good idea for diplomats to keep their word in small matters. It makes the later complete betrayals more of a surprise."

— John Barnes

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Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:54:18 PM #86114 Perm Link

Ok, I have been giving real quotes DUDE, you see a quote is repeating something that somebody once said,its not reapeting something that someone famous once said, like you make it out to be.

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Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:55:56 PM #86116 Perm Link

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quote (kwt)
v. quot·ed, quot·ing, quotes
v.tr.
1. To repeat or copy the words of (another), usually with acknowledgment of the source.
2. To cite or refer to for illustration or proof.
3. To repeat a brief passage or excerpt from: The saxophonist quoted a Duke Ellington melody in his solo.
4. To state (a price) for securities, goods, or services.
Fail.

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Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:22:47 PM #86119 Perm Link

exactly nowhare there does it say to repeat a famouse mans word

FAIL

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Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:38:01 PM #86120 Perm Link

Hey, maybe you missed this in the first post:
"I only want phrases that you have heard that are funny inspirational or smart."

This one phrase disqualifies all your bullshit.

Now get real actual quotes or fuck off.

"The law isn’t justice. It’s a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be."

— Raymond Chandler

Edited at Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:38:32 PM

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Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:57:18 PM #86125 Perm Link

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

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Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:04:38 PM #86137 Perm Link

"Listen to the Mustn'ts,child,
Listen to the Don'ts
Listen to the Shouldn'ts
The Impossibles, the Won'ts
Listen to the Never Haves,
Then listen close to me --
Anything can happen, child,
Anything can be."

-Shel Silverstein