The Q/A boredness thread!

A: Only if a kid gets punched/kicked in the balls and ends up talking like that.


Q: Does Mudvayn rock?

Dun diss teh squirr3lzzz!

It's early yet. But seriously dude. I took some offence to that because when I talk I sound like I'm a ten-year old on crack.

A: They have potential, but as soon as they stopped wearing their paint, it was over for me.

Q: Balls are funny don't you think?

A: Yes, the variety of balls are very delightful.

Q: What's the point of bungee jumping?

A: Same point as everything else: Nothing. =P

Q: What's a cooler adjective for the colour of blood? Scarlet, or incarnadine?

A: I actually prefer long, rather drawn out descriptions for it. Romanticized versions are another favorite, but if I had to choose with between those two options I'd have to say "incarnadine." Then again, it depends on the context you are using it in. Scarlet seems to have a more human appeal, where incarnadine seems like a cold way of saying it. Or typing.

Q: How do you fall asleep at night?

A: I Only give in to sleep when I can no longer think with logic , feel growing pains, and get headaches. Hunger doesn't bother me

Q: Do you snore, sleepwalk, or talk in your sleep?

A:Only after pork rinds

Q: Do you like to eat cheese?

A: On it's own? No.

Q: What's Tornado's obsession with cheese?

A: beats me.

Q: If carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?

A:....

Q: What the hell are you talking about?

Q yea what the hell are you talking about?

A: No, but I'm sure if you jabbed the carrot into your eye you might be able to.

Q: If happiness is a fleeting emotion, then why are some people happy all the time? Or is it just a facade, and on the inside they are being tortured mercilessly by their own demons?

A its definately an act, people only act happy, but are truly miserable

Q what would make you happy or even slightly undepressed?

A: let me guess, everyone would be happy if i would stop asking stupid questions.

Q: Am i right?????

A: The bastards are probably genuinely, naturally happy because their brains produce a high amount of [insert long-winded chemical name], combined with the fact that they're stupid. But happiness, like any other emotion, cannot be mantained indefinitely, so they can't be happy<i>all</i> the time.

A2: Pills.

A3: Partially.

Q: Is anyone doing mock exams right now?

A nope just mock trial

Q Does your school have mock trial. I didn't learn about it until this year in englsih and i was just like whatever.

A: my school does, and my reply to it was the same as yours. whatever.

Q: does anyone have to take the leap this year?

A1: Sex, because that makes everyone happy. Or pills, which also makes everyone happy. Well, not the ones that make you suicidal.

A2: Not... really. You don't really bother me that much. In fact, without your daily annoyance, I couldn't release all my cynical tension.

A3: No, I finished them before Winter Break.

A4: No mock trial... damnit. I want mock trial!! I want to be the deranged sociopath that kills their mother and speads the entrails around the house... =\

A5: No, I won't take the leap, but I did almost get blood drawn today. I fought tooth and nail against it though so they finally let me go. Probably because they didn't have any straight jackets handy.

Q: Anyone else petrified of hypodermic needles?

A: No, unless they slip. I hate it when they slip. "Whoops, it would seem we've just opened some fucking great hole in your arm. No real problem though, eh?"

Q: Why are people so petrified of being forgotten?

A: Perhaps the same reason, or similar reason, people are afraid of not existing.

Q: What would you do if you found out that your cousin four times removed might be part of a certain monarchy?

A: Depends. Some monarchies are somewhat lacking in grandeur. Like gypsy kings or African royalty. Some kid at my school is apparently sister of a prince. On welfare. But if they have substantial sums of money, then I'd take a sudden interest in instigating a family reunion.

Q: Being shallow is fun, ne?

A: Quite. <---Haha..wow I feel cool

Q:Okay, is'nt Mr.Hat awsome? You know, the one from South Park?

A: he's very delightful to watch on television.

Q: does anyone watch channel one news?

A: No.

Q: Is pseudo-sophistication just plain, fucking annoying?

A: well, a coarse not mr. pika, if you ask me it's quite interesting....indeed.

Q: Do you read the newspaper while drinking a cup of coffee?

A: OMFG, NOEES!!! ME WATCHS CARTOONZ AND MAEKS RETARDED CONTRIBUSHUNS 2 FORUMS!111!1

Q: You're not adept at making points, especially through the medium of sardonicism, which you suck at. So would you mind hanging yourself? If so, can you mention me in your suicide note?

A: Actually I do mind, and No, Even if I would right a suicide note i would mention nothing of you.

Q: Do you know of any good books with a little romance,action,and a very senister villian in it?

A: I pity you.

Q: Are you aware that you've surpassed your previous level of raw inanity?

Thanks for showing pity for me even if I don't understand why you are.

A: What?,I'm not insane,or annoying, but if you would like to think of me as insane then go ahead doesn't bother me much.

Q: How many days does it take to read the whole dictionary?( cover and all)

INANE. INANE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.